In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th