The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
