The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
When God closes one store He opens another
You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them
There is only one product but infinite ways to package it
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
I changed My mind By following My heart
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
If dreams are the fulfillment of wishes you aren’t allowed to make then daydreams are the fulfillment of wishes
The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
