God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
Descartes wanted certainty He got it Now we’re stuck with it Uncertain how we get unstuck Does this mean we’re doomed or sav…
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch
