I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle