Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Breathe in not out