The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

I respond to A nail in my tire Like it’s the last nail In my coffin

The moment I think It’s beneath me the solid ground collapses into a sinkhole where I remain

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

This world is backwards And reverse is the only way forwar… How do we put it in reverse When everything is backwards? By rediscovering our drive

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…