What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…

Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload

It’s a lot easier for men to dwell in the mystery of what a woman wants than to acknowledge what it is exactly that

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

I used to fear That it would take all my strength Just to go on Now I just know That all my strength is for going…

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…