God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…
When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time
The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
In Let there be plight the P is silent
Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…
How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found