The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip