I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill