A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin