They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
One thing I could do Was need control
