My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

When God closes one store He opens another

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize