Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

All words are defined by other words except for God’s rule

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

If I could change one thing about… I would stop trying to make myself Impervious to change

When someone says Ask me anything You wonder what you’re not allowed… But that’s exactly what you can’t… Because they don’t know

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth