Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer
There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words
You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service
Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Finding the anxiety of not knowing who we are for the Other unbearable we cracked the cheat code of statu… but in predetermining
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves