Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
We are hard wired for cooperation to better compete Marxism fails because it enacts a competition
What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late