Naturally, the Beastie Boys Are Jewish
When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage
You seem to have caught me in a gr… But it can’t be at all my fault if As you’ll see in the hieroglyph My back is to the cliff Over which the lemmings drift
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
