Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon

I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

If you need to be in control Your life becomes a reaction Because human beings can have all… Just as long as It’s damage control