I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

Love may never win but love always ties

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme