Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

Lao Tse said of the Tao that “You can use it any way you want” Jacques Lacan further insisted th… you should only use it the way you… when he said

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth