I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain

We are only here for a short time So, you might ask What are we for? Believe it or not, we are for God Doubling down

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words