Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

Whenever people used to ask Why bother? I always had an answer at the read… Don’t bother Because it involves bothering othe…

We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day