The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss
By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi
