I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Let there be light blight and hindsight

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

By the time Abraham and Isaac cli… Human beings had long since evolve… Survive danger and avoid death Long enough to overcome death By reproducing and raising offspri…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference