Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to
If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me
In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
