If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

You will know You are in the fight of your life When fighting it Is more important Than winning it

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine

When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets