We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which