You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…