No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack