The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction