I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

God is just What makes God just? God just makes And we are His makers What are we to make of this?

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass