An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

God already knows Where this is all going But it’s up to all of us How we get there

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back