The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

All relationships but one Are located on a continuum From one pole of complete trust To the opposite pole of total fear The exception that proves the rule

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…