People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
It has taken countless scholars decades of toil to translate Plus ca change, plus c’est la meme chose
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…
I don’t get mad I get odd
In His infinite wisdom God made the pen mightier than the… Which is why the internet’s first… Is the First Amendment It’s only once free speech and fre…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
