We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
