It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up

A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism