Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

My wife fixed me with a stare that said Really, what haven’t you done for…

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…