Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself