AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Told to shut my mouth I took them literally Zipped my lips And held my breath Until I could stomach it no longe…