In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork