When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…