If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric