I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Until the company’s weekend retrea… I didn’t know that my leadership s… was like never having braces but still wearing a retainer