We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the

The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon