TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

People ask if God is real But that’s the wrong question The real question is whether or no… We are afraid to ask that question Because we are afraid of what othe…

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Knowledge is power said the company man of the hour on whom we all soon began to sour for institutional knowledge is dou…

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm