What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via
I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is
We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time
