As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Now Is not the time for Waiting to decide; Now Is the time for
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
