My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology