Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors

Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

I have what I need I know what I want I do all that I can until my day… My God does all the rest Or

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed