Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

There was only one time When God didn’t give people a cho… When God chose Jews He didn’t give them a choice As compensation

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current