It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
