Inborn intelligence used to be tak… but for some time now it’s gone un… With Artificial Intelligence it c… although after insertion it’s alwa… Nevertheless, everyone seems perfe…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end
Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning