Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

I went to bed after a gabfest and had a bad dream that I woke up on, nay in, silent retreat

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery