I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…