The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money