Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
