The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force

If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees