Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
It’s always darkest before the yawn
I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away
In the past Anyone on the far right or far lef… Could look all the way across the… And see their opposite On the far right or far left
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
