With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said
The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
What draws us towards the darkness And holds us there? It is always something our own evi… To mete out death So that we never meet death oursel…
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
