The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain

Easy to please but problematic to appease

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism