Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed