In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time