When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth

I don’t get mad I get odd

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting

Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…