The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
Never Win Anything
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
Home isn’t Where you go And they have to take you in No such place exists Home is
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…