You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

A materialist looks at life And sees death A believer looks at death And sees life

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

God’s abundance Enables the agency of knowing when… While the devil’s overabundance Leaves you unprepared to exercise… To wit

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free