They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

My ego is too big